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7 Reasons It’ll Be Great Under David & Nick

7 Reasons It’ll Be Great Under David & Nick

  Yesterday I watched David and Nick in the garden. I don’t know about you, but I kind of liked it. I felt a sense of profound optimism. Maybe it’s me. Maybe I am deluded. Maybe my sense of profound optimism combined with my natural optimism has made me go completely loopy, but I think it might just work. I think it might just be great under Dave and Nick. And here’s why: 1.  It’s In The Names. The meaning of David...

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7 Reasons That The BBC Election Night Coverage Was Weird

7 Reasons That The BBC Election Night Coverage Was Weird

1.  Fiona Bruce. Bizarrely, for their election special, the BBC decided to segregate the sexes, with the men downstairs and the women upstairs.  Queen of the woman-zone was – of course – Fiona Bruce.  She was obviously so determined to be seen as the prettiest of them all that she appeared to be wearing all of the make-up.  I don’t just mean foundation, concealer, blusher and mascara (I have just reached the limit of my make-up...

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Election Special: 7 Reasons I Managed To Stay Up All Night

Election Special: 7 Reasons I Managed To Stay Up All Night

Yesterday, there was a general election. You may have noticed. The results came in over night. I was there. Throughout. This is how I did it. 10:00pm. So we have an Exit Poll – which it turns out is very different from an exit pole. It’s going to be Hung Parliament time. I can hardly contain myself. So I don’t and have a biscuit. Ten minutes into the programme and the BBC have a screen fail. Unfortunately, there was no screen...

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