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Tag Archives: FRANCE
Russian Roulette Sunday: World Cup Separated at Birth
It’s Sunday again and, now that the World Cup has reached the semi-final stage, there’s no football today. So, what better way to spend our time than thinking about football? Not making predictions, obviously, our track record there is worse … Continue reading
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Tagged 7 reasons, Cameron Diaz, Carlos Puyol, doppelgangers, England, FIFA, FRANCE, Gordon Kaye, Lee Curreri, Lionel Messi, Look alike, lookalike, lookalikes, looks like, Roman Polanski, separated at birth, seven reasons, twins, Vicente Del Bosque, wayne rooney, WC2010, World Cup, World Cup 2010
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7 Reasons To Love French Football
Sometimes, words are not enough. But that’s okay, we can always fall back on music and pictures.
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Tagged 2010, 7 reasons, Afrique du Sud, Anelka, coupe du monde, Domenech, Evra, FFF, FIFA, Football, francais, FRANCE, FRENCH, seven reasons, soccer, south africa, WC, WC2010, World Cup
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7 Reasons To Experience A Simple Pleasure
7 Reasons is, by and large, a humour site. At least that’s what we like to think. You may have noticed that occasionally we divert from this, although it must be said that half the time it is probably not … Continue reading
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Tagged 7 reasons, Biscuit, Chocolate, FRANCE, Jonathan Lee, Kit-Kat, Knowledge, Marc Fearns, Pound Coin, Reasons, Rolo, Search, seven reasons, Simple Pleasures, Swings, Treasure, website
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7 Reasons That Time Zones Are Confusing
1. South Africa. I’m not a geographical expert, but I have rough grasp of the map of the world and how it relates to me. I’m in England; I know that South Africa is approximately 5,500 miles away from me. … Continue reading
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Tagged 7 reasons, BST, Date, FRANCE, GMT, international date line, Moon, New Zealand, North Pole, Paris, seven reasons, South Pole, Time, Time zone, time zones
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7 Reasons To Replace Your Car With A Tank
1. Parking. Parking a tank is easy. You can park it wherever you like. You’re not going to damage it by clipping other vehicles – unless replacing your car with a tank catches on – and you’re not going to … Continue reading
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Tagged 7 reasons, bloody big gun, continental motoring, driving, FRANCE, Hummer, motoring, pointy-tool, replace car with tank, seven reasons, shell, tank, tank trap, tanks
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7 Reasons The French Couldn’t Invade The UK
1. Language. A successful French invasion would result in the British speaking French. That’s not happening. The British have about as much interest in learning French as they do in my trousers. They are also incapable of learning something so… … Continue reading
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Tagged 7 reasons, Beaches, BST, England, English, Flights, Food, FRANCE, FRENCH, GMT, Great Britain, Invade, Jonathan Lee, Langauge, Marc Fearns, Nelson, Scared, seven reasons, Time Difference, Trafalgar
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7 Reasons To Invade France
1. Riots. There is nothing the French like more than a riot. Half the time it doesn’t have to be about anything particular, they just like getting out there and giving it a go. They haven’t had one for a … Continue reading
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Tagged 7 reasons, Blackpool Tower, Brittany, Eiffel Tower, England, FRANCE, Garlic, Great Britain, Invade, Jack, Jacques, Jean, John, Jonathan Lee, language, Liberate, Marc Fearns, Napoleon, Onions, Peter, Pierre, Riots, Riviera, seven reasons, TIGHTS, Waterloo, Wellington
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