Cross this one off your bucket list. (Unless it's the last thing you're going to do.)

Women: Don't listen to Chaka Khan. No good can come of it.

Guy Fawkes has a lot to answer for. Shame he''s dead.

Judy Murray. Crisps. Airports. Fires. All in a night's work for me.

1.  Get On Like A House On Fire. So this means you supposedly get on really well with someone. Marc and I, for example, get on like a house on fire. Unfortunately, if a house is on fire, it is going to burn to the ground. Soon there will be no house. There will be ashes. It will be the end. So really, if people get on like a house on fire, it actually means the relationship won’t last. So like I say, Marc and I get on like a house on...