1. At Your Fingertips. If you need car or house insurance, or even a credit card or a loan, there are now lots of comparison sites out there that can help you find the cheapest option for you. So instead of having to call or even visit these places, you can now find...
7 Reasons The Zoo Is My Habitat
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Last week I did something I hadn’t done since I was a boy. I went to the zoo. I’m not going to lie, I immediately felt at home. Here’s why:Zoolympics Challlenge 1: Stick Your Head Through A Set Of Shark Dentures And Look Sexy1. Playground. As...
7 Reasons It Was Inconvenient That The World Didn’t End On Satur...
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Hello 7 Reasons readers! It’s Monday 23rd of May, which can only mean one thing. That the world didn’t end at 6pm on Saturday. Obviously this has affected our plans somewhat as we didn’t prepare a piece for today just on the off-chance that we would be...
7 Reasons It Is Inappropriate For The World To End At 6pm Tomorrow
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Disaster. The world ends tomorrow. So, in our penultimate 7 Reasons post – we’ll still publish a guest piece tomorrow morning – we take a look at the reasons why 6pm is a ridiculous time for it all to come to an end.1. Waste Of A Day. At the...
7 Reasons That This Picture Is Amazing
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A friend of mine sent me this picture. And it’s amazing. Here are seven reasons why.1. It’s Cute. Just look at the sweet little pig feeding between the bigger pigs. Look how sweet and little and cute he is. Awwww. What a lovely, heart-warming,...
7 Reasons That Squirrels Shouldn’t Eat KitKats
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Yesterday, A picture of a squirrel eating a KitKat was printed in the York Press. It struck us that squirrels eating KitKats was a bad thing. Here are seven reasons why.1. Health. As humorists, we don’t know much about the internal workings of squirrels...
7 Reasons to Have an Extra Hand
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1. Eating. Eating would be better with an extra hand. Young love-struck couples would be able to eat properly and hold hands at the same time. More established couples would be able to eat properly and repel the advances of their chip-stealing spouse at the...
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