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7 Reasons To Do Away With Curtains
1. Full Disclosure. All manner of weird and shameful things happen behind curtains: Line dancing; Nazism; geriatric transvestism; the viewing of ITV; this. All of those things are probably occurring on your street right now. If we did away with … Continue reading
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7 Reasons You Shouldn’t Share a Bed With Me
Hi, I’m Marc. I’m half of the 7 Reasons team – the one with the feet. Some of you probably imagine that after a long day on the 7 Reasons sofa, in the manner of Laurel and Hardy or Morecambe … Continue reading
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7 Reasons Australians Shouldn’t Make Television
1. The Weather. It must be quite easy to present the weather in Australia, it’s always “nice” there, so you probably don’t have to be too bright to do it. That would explain this weatherman being outwitted by a pelican … Continue reading
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7 Reasons to Run Away and Change Your Name
1. The CIA. You are the co-author of a British-based humour website which gets an alarming number of page hits from readers in Arlington, Virginia (the home of the CIA). This scares you. 2. A Fable. Your name is Alan … Continue reading
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