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7 Reasons The Cassette Is Better Than The CD

7 Reasons The Cassette Is Better Than The CD

1.  CD Case Design Flaw: Part A. Whichever genius designed the CD case was/is not a genius. A genius would not have made the breadth of the case so bloody tiny that the name of the artist/album is impossible to see unless you have your nose pressed up against it. The breadth of the cassette case was ideal. Perfectly readable from a sensible distance and far less risk of adding a plastic splinter to your face. 2.  CD Case Design Flaw: Part B....

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7 Reasons Owl City’s Fireflies Is Nonsense

7 Reasons Owl City’s Fireflies Is Nonsense

1.  “You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies, lit up the world as I fell asleep.” Ten million fireflies? Seriously? Do you know how difficult that would be to organise? 2.  “’Cause they’d fill the open air, and leave teardrops everywhere.” Erm…if a firefly cried it would just put itself out. In fact it would probably drown itself. Logic fail and animal cruelty in one sentence. Classy. 3....

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7 Reasons To Use A Phone Box

7 Reasons To Use A Phone Box

1.  You’re A Superhero. This only applies to people called Clark, Peter or Jonathan, but even so. It is fully acceptable to pull red pants over your blue lycra body suit in a phone box, providing you have one of these names and are in some way associated with a newspaper. You could be a journalist, a photographer or pick up a copy of the Evening Standard on the way home each day. 2.  You Need Shelter. Rain. Snow. Hail. Nuclear Bomb. Get...

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7 Reasons The World Needs Hoverboards

7 Reasons The World Needs Hoverboards

1.  Transport. There are a lot of cars where I live – that’s on Earth. Whenever I am in a car I always end up getting stuck. A journey that should take ten minutes, invariably takes twelve. Half the time I think it would be quicker to walk. The other half I think it would be quicker to hover. On both occasions I am right. Walking, though, tends to be a bit boring and I blister easily. I wouldn’t get blisters hovering though and I...

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