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7 Reasons to Wear a CAT Cap When Borrowing a Flat Flap (For Fat Cats)

The CAT cap, that iconic piece of American headgear is, despite what you may have read yesterday, the ideal piece of millinery to wear when borrowing a large cat flap.  Here’s why.1.  You’re Lost.  On the way to see your flat flap (for fat cats) lender you...

7 Reasons to Borrow a Flat Cap

Yesterday, my colleague Jonathan Lee wrote 7 Reasons to Borrow a Cat Flap.  As sometimes happens at 7 Reasons, I found myself in disagreement with some of his reasoning and decided to write an answer post.  I sat down.  Before I had accomplished anything, my wife...

7 Reasons To Borrow A Cat Flap

Last night, upon viewing a Felix advert, my girlfriend – not for the first time – announced she wanted a cat. Upon enquiring as to why she didn’t get one, I was told that we don’t have a cat flap. (To be honest, I had noticed this before)....

Guest Post: 7 Reasons I am Better Than You

Hi there, it’s Saturday, so here’s a guest post.  Curling up on the 7 Reasons sofa today is Horatio Pyewackett Caractacus Fearns who – when he wakes up – wants to explain why he’s better than you.  And us, probably.1.  Fur.  Ever...

7 Reasons I Ended Up Appearing Quite Mad Yesterday (Even Though I’m No...

Sometimes, when you’re sitting around, minding your own business, an event occurs.  An event to which you are compelled to react.  And, while your reaction is brilliantly conceived and perfectly rational, a chain of events ensues that eventually makes you appear...

7 Reasons a Komodo Dragon is the Ideal Pet

The Komodo dragon:  A carnivorous lizard that can grow up to 9.8 feet in length might, to the uninformed layman, seem like a poor choice of pet.  But it isn’t.  The Komodo dragon is, in fact, the ideal domestic animal for many people.  And here are seven...

7 Reasons I Can’t Converse With The Cat

No doubt you will have read the title of this piece and automatically assumed it was going to be Marc talking about Horatio Pyewackett Caractacus Fearns. Sadly, it’s not. It’s me. Jon. And I’m talking about next door’s cat. Ginger. Though that...

7 Reasons Marc Fearns Should Be Celebrated

Keeping with the fine tradition of 7 Reasons founders celebrating their birthdays in June, today it is Marc’s turn. Now, I wouldn’t be the great man that I am if I didn’t dedicate this post to my fellow reasoner. So Marc, this is for you. And actually...

7 Reasons You Shouldn’t Use The Washing Machine

1.  Odd socks. Wearing odd socks is not really the done thing. It looks strange and makes people avoid you. The problem is that it’s really not your fault. If the washing machine understood that eating a sock is not part of the deal when you use the machine,...

7 Reasons to get your Children a Cat.

1.  Cleanliness.  Cats are self-cleaning.  They fastidiously preen themselves with their Velcro-textured tongues and consequently, unlike dogs, never require bathing.  In fact, cats are much cleaner than children and therefore set a good example to them.  They...

007 Reasons to be a Bond Villain

James Bond: Suave, sophisticated, international jet-setting spy and cultural icon.  Every boy wants to grow up to be like Bond.  But isn’t he just a tad dull?  Wouldn’t it be much more fun to be a Bond villain?  Of course it would.  Here are seven...