James Bond: Suave, sophisticated, international jet-setting spy and cultural icon.  Every boy wants to grow up to be like Bond.  But isn’t he just a tad dull?  Wouldn’t it be much more fun to be a Bond villain?  Of course it would.  Here are seven...

1.  It causes a rash. When you’re the cool kid at your school, people expect you to do things differently, to be a bit rebellious.  To subvert convention, you wear your black, orange and electric-blue striped polyester school tie with the thin end at the front. ...

1.  Hair. Christopher Walken’s hair is amazing, it’s thick, lustrous and full.  It’s always slightly odd though.  It’s never styled in a way that anyone would choose to have their hair done.  Have you ever heard anyone ask their hairdresser for “a...