7 Reasons According To Them
Everywhere you go, celebrities are endorsing something or other. Now it’s our turn.*
"7 Reasons wanted to stop me. They failed. Now I'm going to crush them in my giant hand."
"We will be judged by 7 Reasons. When they want to inflict great pain on the world they will stop writing."
"I've bought a komodo dragon, a cross-eyed opossum, a Kim Jong Il and I've urinated in a policeman's helmet. Thank you 7 Reasons."
"I adore 7 Reasons; it's an absolute joy to read every day. It's an essential lifestyle guide that has taught me so much about cats and biscuits. Both of the team seem lovely, but I especially like the tall, grumpy one with the spell-check facility. And thanks to the other one, I'm planning a trip to Whitstable."
"I'm a devotee of 7 Reasons and can categorically state that it is NOT a cult. Not even close."
"The 7 Reasons Marc Fearns picture book gets me hyped."
"I read 7 Reasons and now I'd give my right arm to beat the French. At anything."
*Only words and pictures have been altered and fabricated in the making of this post. Everything else is real.