7 Reasons You Should Never Get Cary Grant & Carrie Grant Mixed Up
1. Carrie Grant Never Smokes A Pipe. Nor has she ever held one for artistic purposes.
2. Cary Grant Never Leant On A Piano. Nor did he have breasts.
3. Carrie Grant Has Never Been Shot At By A Plane. Nor would she enjoy the prospect.
4. Cary Grant Never Got Dressed In A Powercut. Nor was he invited to the premiere of Twilight.
5. Carrie Grant Never Got Her Hands On Grace Kelly’s Chicken Legs. Nor did Grace Kelly make her an origami swan.
6. Cary Grant Never Had A Strange Man’s Hand Down His Trousers. Nor has he ever been David Grant’s puppet.
7. Carrie Grant Never Put Her Arm Around Audrey Hepburn. Nor did Audrey Hepburn feel Carrie Grant’s nipple.