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7 Reasons 7 Reasons Will Always Be Written In English

7 Reasons 7 Reasons Will Always Be Written In English

One of the questions we never get asked is, ‘Why do you always write in English?’ Here’s the answer.* 1.  Francais. Même si je été dans le décodeur pour le français tout le chemin jusqu’à mes 16 ans, ma connaissance de la langue, maintenant que je suis 27 est assez pauvre. Ou, pour quelqu’un qui n’a absolument aucune intention de se rendre en France, sacrément bon. 2.  Deutsch. Vorcestershire...

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7 Reasons That Clare Balding Shouldn’t Ask Rhetorical Questions.

7 Reasons That Clare Balding Shouldn’t Ask Rhetorical Questions.

It was all going quite well during the men’s final at Wimbledon yesterday.  And then, after the presentations, while I was writing today’s 7 Reasons piece, Clare Balding suddenly – and without any prior warning – said, “…and he’s posing now in various different ways with the trophy.  How many things can you do with the Wimbledon trophy?”  Thanks Clare. 1.  You can wear it on your head. 2....

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Russian Roulette Sunday: World Cup Separated at Birth

Russian Roulette Sunday: World Cup Separated at Birth

It’s Sunday again and, now that the World Cup has reached the semi-final stage, there’s no football today.  So, what better way to spend our time than thinking about football?  Not making predictions, obviously, our track record there is worse than…well…anything.  We predicted that England would beat Germany handsomely and yesterday, half of the 7 Reasons team confidently stated that the German defence would be no...

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Guest Post: 7 Reasons Not To Move House

Guest Post: 7 Reasons Not To Move House

Returning to the 7 Reasons sofa for his second stint as a guest poster is student and Muse fanatic Rob. A. Foot. When he’s not loading the back of removal vans he can be found playing his saxophone/piano/harp/french horn/penny whistle (all at the same time) on his blog, There Is Music In The Breakdown. 1.  Tidying. A horrible piece of collateral that comes with moving. First of all, you have to tidy up the clutter that has gathered...

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7 Reasons To Like Andy Murray

7 Reasons To Like Andy Murray

I know what you’re thinking, ‘Blimey! He’s gone for the impossible post!’ To think like that though, is to underrate my brilliance. Or is it naivety? Either way I am going to do what Andy Murray’s PR Agency has consistently failed to do. Make the miserable, moaning, anti-English, I-don’t-wanna-play-for-the-Davis-Cup-team, tennis supremo, look amiable. Wish me luck.   1.  He Always Comes Back. At least...

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