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7 Reasons You Shouldn’t Date A Polar Bear

7 Reasons You Shouldn’t Date A Polar Bear

1.  Inuits, Yupiks, Chukchis, Nenets and Russian Pomors. You are really going to piss them off. To them, a polar bear is the ultimate utility. They use the fur for trousers, fat for fuel, the gallbladder for medicinal purposes and the teeth as amulets. You start dating a polar bear and the Inuits are going to have to start walking around with bare legs. 2.  Bathroom Usage. If you do insist on dating a polar bear, then you have to understand...

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7 Reasons to Ignore “Official” Advice on Mountain Lions and Bears

7 Reasons to Ignore “Official” Advice on Mountain Lions and Bears

Friend of 7 Reasons, Simon Best, spotted this yesterday in the Rocky Mountain National Park newspaper.  It’s 7 Ways to Protect Yourself From a Mountain Lion or a Bear. At 7 Reasons, we read anything that comes in sevens, but there was something about the advice in this article that didn’t seem quite right.  In fact, all of the suggestions contained in the article raised our suspicion. We’ve scrutinised it carefully, and we are of the...

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7 Reasons I Was So Excited To See That Tiger Woods Had Changed His Putter, I Nearly Wet Myself

7 Reasons I Was So Excited To See That Tiger Woods Had Changed His Putter, I Nearly Wet Myself

Yesterday came the startling revelation that Tiger Woods will be going into The Open Championships at St Andrews with a new putter. One couldn’t help but get excited. A bit too excited actually. So many questions, so few answers. 1.  Will Tiger’s New Putter Help Him Stay Domesticated? 2.  Will Tiger’s New Putter Get Him Into Even Bigger Holes? 3.  Will It Come With Attachments For Enhanced Stroke Play? 4.  Will...

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7 Reasons To Plan Your Picnic Carefully

7 Reasons To Plan Your Picnic Carefully

1.  Where Are You Going? If you are off to a day of Polo, you probably don’t want to be taking along some of Lidl’s less-than-finest Scotch Eggs. People will look down on you. Even if they are sitting down themselves. And at the other end of the scale, you probably don’t want to be taking along your Selfridges’ Hamper if you’ve managed to get a ticket for Millwall Football Club’s ‘Grand Day Out In...

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