7 Reasons I Was So Excited To See That Tiger Woods Had Changed His Putter, I Nearly Wet Myself

Yesterday came the startling revelation that Tiger Woods will be going into The Open Championships at St Andrews with a new putter. One couldn’t help but get excited. A bit too excited actually. So many questions, so few answers.

1.  Will Tiger’s New Putter Help Him Stay Domesticated?

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2.  Will Tiger’s New Putter Get Him Into Even Bigger Holes?

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3.  Will It Come With Attachments For Enhanced Stroke Play?

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4.  Will Tiger’s Old Putter Hunt Down His Unfaithful Master?

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5.  Will The New Putter Have A Cheetah Headcover?

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6.  Will Tiger’s New Putter Let Off Balloons Everytime He Sinks A Short One?

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7.  Is Tiger’s New Putter A Danger To Psychedelic Penguins?

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