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7 Reasons To Walk Backwards

7 Reasons To Walk Backwards

1.  Improved Awareness Of The Spacial Kind. When you are walking forwards, you generally don’t think about what is behind you. In fact, I would go so far as to say you are only thinking about what’s in front of you. And maybe that dog to your left. Walk backwards though and not only are you aware of what is in front of you – which is actually behind you – but you are also thinking about what is behind you. Which is actually in...

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7 Reasons That Shaking Hands Is Weird

7 Reasons That Shaking Hands Is Weird

Shaking hands: it's a well established custom. You've probably already shaken hands with someone today (unless you've just got out of bed and are reading this in your pants). But have you ever really thought about it? It strikes us that it's just a bit...well...weird, frankly.

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7 Reasons The Birthday Tea Could Have Gone Better

7 Reasons The Birthday Tea Could Have Gone Better

1.  The Present. Make sure you give it to your girlfriend before she goes to work. Otherwise you will spend all day worrying about whether she will like it or not. In this state of anxiety you may forget the more important things. Like taking your wallet to Sainsburys with you. 2.  Balloons. These should not be blown up near cacti. Not only will it give you heart palpitations, you will also feel a massive prick. 3.  Banners. It really...

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7 Reasons That The Pope SHOULD Sing With The Queen.

7 Reasons That The Pope SHOULD Sing With The Queen.

As you’re probably aware, a recent Foreign Office brainstorming session came up with a number of ideas for the upcoming papal visit.  These included suggestions that the Pope: open an abortion clinic; release a range of branded condoms; bless a gay marriage; spend the night in a council flat in Bradford, and duet with the Queen.  We thought about it for a bit, and decided that the Pope duetting with the Queen would be brilliant.  In fact,...

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