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7 Reasons The New Radicals Should Have Done Their Research

Posted on March 5, 2010 in Top Posts | 9 comments

1.  Did the Captain of the Titanic cry? No he didn’t. In those days it was seen as a sign of weakness. Eye-witnesses have said he looked calm and in control. Which is quite impressive when you consider he had just smacked into an iceberg and ruined a brand new ocean liner.

2.  One day I’ll go dancing on the moon. As good as You Get What You Give was, I doubt the royalties will get you to the moon. The Moon Bar in Nevada maybe, but not the moon. And dancing in gravity boots? By yourself? Seriously?

3.  Someday we’ll know if love can move a mountain. No we won’t. We know now. It can’t. Only tectonic plates can do that stuff when they grind against each other rhythmically. And that is not love. It’s sluttish behaviour.

4.  Someday we’ll know why the sky is blue. When light from the sun enters our atmosphere it collides with nitrogen and oxygen atoms. The colours with the shortest wavelength are scattered the most. Those colours are blue and violet. Our eyes are more sensitive to blue than violet. Thus we see the sky as blue. Next please.

5.  Someday we’ll know why I wasn’t meant for you. You are a man. I am a man. You like girls. I like girls. It’s pretty straightforward.

6.  I bought a ticket to the end of the rainbow. Don’t tell me, you also gave some recently orphaned Nigerian your bank details? You’ve been conned. You should pay attention to internet scams more.

7.  Someday we’ll know why Samson loved Delilah. Well who doesn’t? After It’s Not Unusual, it is Tom Jones’ finest song.

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9 Comments

  1. LOL AT YOU
    this is an amazeeee song! <3 :)

  2. ok now this is just stupid and shitty. especially the bit about “why the sky is blue”, your answer obviously being pasted from wikipedia or whatever. trying to tear down a great song like this because of little technicalities is just lame. to me, this song’s wistfully romantic lyrics are charming, and the melody and composition are brilliant. im sorry, but you’re just a dork on the internet man.

  3. ok now whoever did this. you f-ing suck. i think it’s safe to say that you obviously don’t have a sense of beauty and expressing oneself. always pulling some scientific bullsh*t. go to hell biatch. later

  4. @Biji: I am not a ‘dork on the internet man’. In fact I have never been on Sir Tim Berners-Lee in my life. Nor do I have any intention of being so. But thanks anyway.

    @right: I am afraid to say, I shall not be going to hell. However, I am going to the humour-bypass shop tomorrow and will congratulate them on the splendid deal they must have offered you.
    .-= Jon´s last blog ..Launch The Pod =-.

  5. @Jon
    get a grip. you posted a wank thing. you get negative comments. you should expect it. go sort your life out.

  6. Out of interest, at what point did any of you begin to think this was a serious analysis of the song?
    .-= Jon´s last blog ..Launch The Pod =-.

  7. youre just annoyed you thought you’d posted something intelligent and funny, but everyone thinks its wank :)

  8. naaaah, you’re the wank Laura. trying to challenge somebody on the internet because you can’t do, accomplish nothing in real ife???? you’re just so sad aren;t you little Laura? you make me so sad. get a life would ya

  9. lmfao you loser :)
    can’t actually believe youre trying to patronise me like that.
    you used an oxymoron, ‘you can’t do, accomplish nothing real in life’
    that actually means I accomplish everything in life, retard:)
    and I am going to accomplish everything in life.
    On top of this, I am not little, I am 5ft9 and I’ll fucking bang you out :)

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