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7 Reasons Top Gun Is The Most Homoerotic Movie Ever Made

7 Reasons Top Gun Is The Most Homoerotic Movie Ever Made

1.  Maverick’s preferred choice of transport are motorbikes and MiGs. He basically likes a big engine between his legs. Or being strapped in with his hands clasped on a gearstick. 2.  Kelly McGillis plays the main female lead, yet she is often seen in elevators dressed as a man. She also has a ridiculously good knowledge of planes and we don’t see her shaving her legs once. 3.  The most iconic quote from the movie is, “I...

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7 Reasons That Sir Alex Ferguson Should Retire

7 Reasons That Sir Alex Ferguson Should Retire

1.  It would give the other managers a chance.  Seriously, he just keeps winning stuff. 2.  We would get to see Manchester United playing in white.  It’s a little known fact that Manchester United’s shirt is actually white, it only appears to be red when bathed in the glow from Fergie’s nose. 3.  He’s won so many matches and titles.  Why can’t he celebrate any better than this? He’s a rubbish...

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7 Reasons to Support the Postal Strike

7 Reasons to Support the Postal Strike

1.  There will be no post and, as a result, no bills will be delivered.  This means that everything will be free.  Your gas and electricity will be free.  Everything you buy using a credit card will be free.  There will be no bank statements so you can’t be overdrawn.  Result! 2.  My postman’s a whistler.  He’s awful, he might be whistling tunes by The Average White Band, Perry Como or Beyonce, I can’t quite tell.  Now I...

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7 Reasons Andre Agassi’s Career Should Not Be Overshadowed By Crystal Meth Admission

7 Reasons Andre Agassi’s Career Should Not Be Overshadowed By Crystal Meth Admission

1.  Mistakes. We make them. Human’s are pre-programmed to make errors in judgement. It’s why fifteen million people watch the X-Factor. It’s why we failed to launch this blog on time yesterday. No one means to do these things, but there is something beautiful about not being perfect.. 2.  Andre Agassi – the tennis playing version – was an entertainer, adored the world over for his bowing, his kissing and his...

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7 Reasons This Blog Was Created

7 Reasons This Blog Was Created

1.  People like lists. This is a well known fact. Shopping lists, to-do lists, Wedding lists, the list is endless. It adds structure to people’s lives. Structure is good. It makes people feel in control. We like control. 2. Seven is one of our favourite numbers.  The number seven is the only number less than fifteen which cannot be represented as the sum of the squares of three integers.  We like that (probably). 3.  It gives us...

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